irony

My teacher in Indian philosophy had these to say:

"India is a holy land. It was Moses's wish to die there. Even Jesus went there, according to the Gnostic gospels. You know the Gnostic gospels? The ones mentioned in the Da Vinci Code?"

"The best way to learn Indian philosophy is to go to India. The second best way is to learn from somebody who has been there... I've been to India... and it's a very holy land."

"You know the Pentecostals?... They're a new brand of Christianity. They speak in tongues. This speaking in tongues is somehow a form of yoga. They sing and they dance wildly, as if they are in a frenzy. And after the whole ordeal, they exclaim that they have been raped by the Holy Spirit. Go see the Pentecostals and witness the stupidity of your fellow human beings."


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